Limerick competition anyone?

[Les]

An administrator called Sim'
Attempted (in vain) to write rhyme
His attempts were prolific
but don't rate as terrific
He really should quit and save time

 

[asy]

Ode to chat:

I love coming here to this place
where there's many a friendly face
we all chat and learn
the late night oil we burn
and plot to get out of the race




asy

 

[paulzag]

My favourite

I wish that my room had a floor!
I don't care so much for a door,
But this crawling around
Without touching the ground
Is getting to be quite a bore.

Nope I didn't compose it. It's considered one of the world's best limmericks and it relates to Real Estate

It's written by Gelett Burgess and published in 1901.

Paul Zag
Dreamspinner

 

[paulzag]

In Kings Cross I learnt to landlord
Tenants - all working girls and whores
Cash was paid
But I never got laid
The mortgage was all I could afford