Nothing happening

[Nemo30]

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is going to happen.

If that changes I'll let you know.

That is all.

 

[norwoodman]

Still waiting.

When will it come to me?

 

[Jamie M]

Just a quick update guys.

Actually - I'll update you soon.

Real soon.

Stay tuned.

I'm sure you care.

Jamie

 

[woz]

If it happens it involves norwoodman from Christchurch.
Doubt anything will eventually happen

 

[Jamie_]

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is going to happen.

If that changes I'll let you know.

That is all.

But what if something does happen?
what will this mean?

 

[Nemo30]

But what if something does happen?
what will this mean?

It means I'll start a new thread. But I might not tell you what the something was.

 

[norwoodman]

I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down...

 

[D.T.]

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and proceed to get plastered. The giraffe falls over and the man exits. The bartender gets angry and shouts "You can't leave that lyin' here!".
The man it says "its not a lion, its a giraffe"

 

[Jamie M]

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and proceed to get plastered. The giraffe falls over and the man exits. The bartender gets angry and shouts "You can't leave that lyin' here!".
The man it says "its not a lion, its a giraffe"

Yes! I'm busting that out tomorrow at the breakfast table - got my dad joke game on point!

Cheers

Jamie

 

[Nemo30]

Another dad joke - what did the robber say to the snow man. Freeze!

 

[nomadic]

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes

 

[woz]

Did that just happen?

 

[Nemo30]

Nothing happened

 

[Jamie M]

Just logged back into see if it's......happened.....yet?

 

[DaveM]

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick

 

[D.T.]

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick

Whats brown and runny?
Usain Bolt

 

[Jamie_]

Nothing happened

are you surprised?

 

[Blacky]

tee hee

You are all intolerable... and probably incorrigible.

Blacky

 

[geoffw]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

 

[perthguy]

There was an episode of the X-Files called 'Nothing Important Happened Today'. It was described as "perhaps the most dull season premiere in the history of The X-Files" ... much like this thread

http://www.oocities.org/earl20xx/XSea9.html