THE Oval Office, Washington. June 2014:
Presidential aide: ?The Australian Prime Minister is here Mr President.?
Tony Abbott: (grins) ?Asubuhi nzuri Mr Rais.??
Barack Obama: ?I beg your pardon Prime Minister??
TA: ?Aaarrr ? it?s Swahili Mr President ? good morning you know? Just thought I?d break the ice with some native lingo ? ah ? ah ? your old man being African and all. Even got to dust off some of my old schoolboy parlez-vous Francais for the frog kiddies back in Europe.?
BO: ?It?s fine Mr Abbott. We speak perfectly good English here. And you can call me Barack.?
TA: ?And you can call me ?sir? ? just joking, Queen?s birthday you know. (winks) That?s Dame Peta in the corner pretending to look exasperated, isn?t that right luv??
BO: ?I see. How was your meeting with [International Monetary Fund chief] Christine Lagarde??
TA: ?I will not be lectured on economics and climate change by that woman; I will not.?
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/...a-mr-tony-abbott/story-fnihsr9v-1226948606450
For a good laugh read the whole linked article.