Go to the next one, MTR, but have a bit of fun. Hire a limo and driver. Get him to come in half way through the night holding a phone.
'Sir. It's Bono. This is the third time he has called.'
You can sigh and say, 'Tell him I'm in a meeting. And remind him he's coming to see me on Tuesday in London. And tell him not to wear those stupid glasses. He knows I hate them.'
An hour later the driver can come back with the phone, 'Sir, New York. They said they want to talk.'
You can say, 'They know they're going to have to find another $300 million before we have a conversation.'
Then at the end of the night he can come in and say, 'Sir, we have to go. The jet is ready. Your guests are on board. If we miss the take-off curfew, they are going to have to postpone the ceremony again.'