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If you like what's there, I post the signs on Twitter. Follow subwaybelconnen.What is this world coming too!!
Although mum said that's yours, so the signs don't surprise me so much..
My period is now so late I should probably stop ignoring it ... and go get a stick to pee on or see the doc or something. And remember what they taught in high school biology.
But I feel absolutely wonderful! Not a thing wrong with me! Who wants to go see a doc when you feel perfectly fine!
Also, babies really like packets of tissues: http://giraffian.com/files/images/tissuetrouble.jpg
AnThe old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said. "Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, -- and I'm scared to death to ask the old girl what it is."
A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."
Lesson: Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.
Buy smaller plates - serious, its all about perception. You've still got a full plate, must be good.
I got the flu and feel like crap. Wanna go back to bed, but can't sleep.
I rarely have junk food, and eat heaps of green stuff and/or fruit & drink heaps of water & decent fruit juice every day, and i can't remember the last time i had a flu.I got the flu and feel like crap. Wanna go back to bed, but can't sleep.
I got the flu and feel like crap. Wanna go back to bed, but can't sleep.
I rarely have junk food, and eat heaps of green stuff and/or fruit & drink heaps of water & decent fruit juice every day, and i can't remember the last time i had a flu.
I might have a cold for about a week at most per year - at the first sign of any sickness i'll up the food & drink intake (as in over 1kg of good food and over 2 litres of water), and even work hard on something to sweat it out - some people say this would make things worse But it seems to work for me.
I'm no doctor though, so don't blame me if doing this ends up getting you constipated, bloated, and rolling around on the floor in pain - but i seriously doubt that would happen, that's like a worst case scenario.