Good one Dan!
Perhaps there is some middle ground and you can do some home brew - hubby did it for awhile and he said the beer was actually better as it had less crap in it.
I am putting on too much weight around my middle region as well, thats another reason for me to give it away.
I didn't spend a lot of money on it, maybe $200 a month, but it adds up.
Mostly I drank at work, oil and gas industry. The industry is moving away from this in a big way. It used to be the thing to do as we would be away working for weeks and people would unwind. Society changes and I am moving that way as well. By the way WA beer prices are ridiculous.