Corrupt a wish...

[Peter_Tersteeg]

Ok, silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.
2nd person: I wish I had ...

I'll start.

I wish I had five million dollars.

 

[redwing]

Ok, silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.
2nd person: I wish I had ...

I'll start.

I wish I had five million dollars.

1. Granted, but its in Zimbabwian dollars

2. I wish I had next Saturdays lotto numbers

 

[skater]

1. Granted, but its in Zimbabwian dollars

2. I wish I had next Saturdays lotto numbers

OK, granted, you have the numbers, but you don't have a ticket for the draw.

I wish I had a Roller Skating Rink.

 

[joanmc]

granted but the flooring is marshmallow!

I wish I had an E type Jag.

 

[Perp]

I wish I had an E type Jag.

OK, granted...

I wish I had an unlimited supply of wishes!

 

[regrow]

OK, granted...

I wish I had an unlimited supply of wishes!

Granted

But you have to give them to the poor starving children in Africa.


I wish I had a crystal ball.

 

[Perp]

Granted

But you have to give them to the poor starving children in Africa.

That's fine with me.

I wish I had a crystal ball.

Granted... but now you can't sit comfortably.

I wish I had some alone time with Henry Cavill... *sigh*

(Anticipating: he's not gay - you'll have to think of something else!)

 

[Dazz]

I wish I had some alone time with Henry Cavill

Granted - one millisecond should do.

I wish my stapler would work.

 

[ianvestor]

Granted, but crippling arthritis will prevent you from operating it.

I wish my pool were heated.

 

[Jamie M]

Granted - the boiling water has just been poured.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Dazz]

I wish for world peace.

Granted - the humans were eradicated.

I wish for an automatic stapler.

 

[murph14]

Granted - the humans were eradicated.

I wish for an automatic stapler.

Granted, but the plug only fits a Malaysian power socket.

I wish for a car I can trust to take to Sydney.

 

[ianvestor]

Granted, but you can only take it to Sydney from Strathfield.

I wish I had two more 30" monitors.

 

[murph14]

Granted, but they'll each have 200 dead pixels.

I wish for free petrol for a year.

 

[wylie]

Granted, but it is from a service station in Alice Springs.

I wish I was 5 kg lighter.

 

[buzzlightyear]

Granted, but only after a very severe bout of gastro.

I wish I was less of a procrastinator

 

[Perp]

I wish I was less of a procrastinator

Granted, but I don't know when I'll get around to implementing your wish...

I wish my children understood the instruction to "be quiet".

 

[Olly]

I wish my children understood the instruction to "be quiet".

Granted, but now they can't tell you "I love you" or where they've hidden your car keys.

I wish I had perfect health.

 

[Jen_PFR]

Granted, but now you have to spend all your spare time listening to the health complaints of others (family/friends/coworkers/neighbours etc).

I wish I had a garden that weeded itself.

 

[buzzlightyear]

Granted, but you must plant tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce for your family and SS friends

(I'll arrange a time for pick up with you later)

I wish Player was quicker with his posts. (Must be a by-product of heading up to the the Gold coast)