.....however, 2 weeks after settlement of the IP, the tenant from hell moves in, causing untold damage and refuses to pay any rent. He, with his mung bean squaw have done the round of the tribunals many times before, and know every legal stalling tactic there is. This is house number 10 for them, and they barricade the place and invite 15 others from the commune to join them.
Jane cracks a wobbly and decides to sell the IP, but the Bank won't play ball without jacking up the 100K on the PPoR way back to 420K.
Bob cracks a wobbly and goes around to sort it out mano to mano with the feral tenant, who slaps a VRO on Bob. Police are called and Bob is removed from the property.....he forgot the feral tenant has enormous rights.
Bob starts fighting with Jane over the stressful situation and they blame each other. Bob wants to get ahead in life with the IPs so he can quit work. Jane doesn't give a rats about the IPs really, cos her life is spent with shopping, gym and getting her nails and hair done...life's good....why rock the boat ??
Jane kicks Bob out of the PPoR....he was a bit of a wus anyway she decided and started shacking up with spunky Trevor from across the road. Bob's got nowhere to go, and tries to move in with the feral at his IP, but cannot afford the rent being charged as a sub-lessee. The feral tenant is a shrewd businessman and making a motza out of the place.
Trevor meanwhile, behind her back spends all of Jane's cash, and hocks Bob's credit card right up to the limit. Trevor's a happy boy. So is the feral.
Bob goes back to his friendly finance guru, who left town last week to start up another business down the coast.....he's informed by the new butcher who moved into the office space that she said she won't be back. Bob quits work and shacks up with one of the commune. He's smokin the gunga, pickin' daises and not really concerned about the Fed or what Wayne Swan has to say.
Jane is blissfully unaware of what's going on, but still manages to find the time and money to have her hair and nails done. She looks and feels fantastic. You go girl !!!
The Bank eventually sells both houses and gets 100% of their funds back.
The finance guru is recommending to a new set of clients they should buy a 300K IP......
Dazzling meanwhile, pours himself another red wine....hic.