Another one
I just thought of another instance of being broke (as distinct from poor) that I experienced and had forgotten about (maybe I was suppressing it?
). This is a long story.
I decided to go up to QLD to play the pro-am circuit after I finished my training (1982). Had amassed the grand total of about $1,000 cash and a c/c with $1k on it. I owned my crappy car thankfully and a few clothes.
Pro-ams are single day, small prizemoney events that you need to finish in the top 5 to make a decent day's wage after expenses (I had no sponsors). Basically; shoot "par" or starve. There were 4 events on average per week for about 4 months from May onwards. Good time to get out of Melbourne, and hopefully become a super-star.
My best friend decided to chuck his job (he hated it anyway) and come with me as a caddy and for the experiences. He had about the same amount of money as me roughly. Our plan was to stay in caravan parks and try for "billets" at the various locations, and split the prizemoney and expenses. Cool.
Off we go, driving to QLD. Great adventure coming up! First tournament was at a place called Calliope, about 1 hour inland from Gladstone.... we went to the general store to get some supplies for the caravan, and saw a kangaroo wandering around the isles....omen?
Fast forward 3 months, and we are in Cairns and almost broke - about $200 left over both c/c's and not much cash. We decide to drive home to Melb before the money really did run out, and we are gunna do it without stopping to save on accommodation money. Bad idea.
We left at dawn on Friday, travelled for a whole day, and just after dark around 7.00pm we hit a kangaroo head-on at 110km's per hour. Big red male, bounded right out of the dark from the side, and hit the bonnet squarely in the middle. Sounded like a cannon had gone off in my ears, and we skidded for about 50 metres. We were in the middle of nowhere. Pitch black except for the car lights.
Car was undriveable, I blew out both front tyres in the skid after hitting the brakes (the tyres were nearly bald anyway due to bad front-end alignment - we didn't know this was the problem). The radiator was sitting on the engine, and the bonnet was folded up against the window. Kangaroo was dead.
We were 90 miles from nearest town, it was dark, so we slept in the car with a dead kangaroo outside the door. Next morning around 7.00am, a farmer wanders by on a tractor, and goes home to call a tow-truck for us (no mobile phones then). We get towed the 90 miles into town to get the car fixed. This is saturday morning
After 2 new tyres (second hand ones), a radiator and towing, we are down to less than $100 on the c/c's between us and about $50 cash. The bonnet was hammered down with the mechanics sledgehammer and tied down with coathangers, and off we go again about midday on Saturday.
At about 5.00pm, we blew out one of the 2 new tyres which had scrubbed out on the awesome QLD roads and the bad alignment, and the spare is flat of course! So we put it on anyway - it had a tiny bit of air in it - and continued on, but a half hour later it too blew out, and we managed to limp 5 miles on a flat tyre to a town called Gurley. One pub, one service station, no houses and a railway loading platform. Lots of semi's use this road.
It is now dark, the servo is closing, he only takes cash and can't fix the car until Monday, and there is no accommodation in Gurley.
So, we left the car at the servo, the guy promised to send it back to Melb on the first available empty semi (good luck) and hitch-hiked out of Gurley towards the next town - Goondawindi I think - carrying what we could; in the dark. Looking like sleeping out in the open at this point. My mate is beginning to realise this and is starting to freak a bit.
Two hours and 200 trucks passing us without stopping later, and he's really freaking now, we finally get a lift into town and the truckie drops us off at the caravan park. The next bus to Melb is on Mon morning, so we use up what was left of the c/c on the caravan and bus tickets and waited, watching the L.A Olympics on the teev and eating packets of chips.
Finally got to Melb after 5 days on Tues, back to my mate's house - both broke, no jobs and I still had a wrecked car sitting halfway up QLD in a servo. I lived there for about 5 weeks.
The car was deposited on the front gutter of my mate's house (I was still living there) about 3 weeks later, and still needing repairs. My mate's dad paid the truckie $50 for the trouble. I thought I'd never see the car again.
So, now I owe him for board (I insist on paying when I get a job), the $50 towing fee, c/c is maxed out, car needs about $1k spent on it and no job.
It all worked out.