Dazz, How does the hunt for a loan normally go in these situations
It goes very poorly indeed jaycee. Everyone always says "gets stuffed", or if they are nice about it, they simply say "no".
is it a ball breaker for any particular reason, or just the normal and sometimes painful application process ?
It goes something like this.....
Day 0 to 50...Bank completely ignores you
Day 51.........Bank tells you that you are a very big risk (regardless of the deal)
Day 55.........Bank asks you what the entity name and address is....wha ??
Day 58.........Bank issues some nonsense highly conditional approval - worthless
Day 60.........Vendor says "what was the result champ ?? Are you ready to go unconditional ??"
Day 61.........Scratch and crawl around requesting an extension of time. Clacker hanging out.
Day 63.........Ask Bank what interest rate will be charged - get ignored again.
Day 70.........No news, other than the Bank's main decision maker has gone on holidays. Joy.
Day 71..........Bank's new assistant says "Now, sorry, what was your name again ??"
Day 75..........Bank thinks it's done a sterling job by issuing an approval which has 2 remaining sneaky little lawyer get out clauses. Still no dosh.
Day 76..........Vendor says "you are a joke...we can't believe we've wasted some much time on you"
Day 77...........Buyer wants to throttle all and sundry within arms reach.
Day 80...........Unconditional approval letter finally signed off, bereft of all of the pathetic little sneaky 'conditional upon' clauses.
Day 81...........Still no idea as to what the price of what you've just bought is....i.e. interest rate.
Day 85...........Bank insists that executed documents must be witnessed by a lawyer. Apparently we can't read.
Day 86...........Law firm says they cannot be exposed to that risk. Law firm's insurance lawyers say the Bank's lawyers cannot insist upon it.
Day 87...........Bank's lawyers insist upon it. Lawyer slopey shouldered circle jerk.
Day 88...........Deal of a lifetime rapidly going down the gurgler. Lawyers couldn't give a fig.
Day 89...........Call in 3 favours. Finally find some young clueless lawyer happy to accept the risk. $ 1,200 for 1 hour. Perhaps not completely clueless after all.
Day 90...........Scratch around like headless chooks trying to settle. Vendor's lawyer says there is a mistake on the paperwork. No F... doubt.
Settlement occurs
Day after settlement......swear to never buy another property unless you can pay cash for it and exclude the Bank process altogether.
3 days after settlement.....Bank writes to you advising what the interest rate is going to be. I guess the time for negotiation passed about 5 weeks ago. Pay whatever is written on the paper.
I love Banks.