Our bathroom is much the same as it was when we bought the house, with the small addition of a venetian blind and something to put the toilet paper on.
With winter we've been driven nuts by icy water from one tap and burning water from the other - you want lukewarm, you put the plug in and mix.
Sooooo we bought a little mixer tap off ebay - brand new, $19, thought we'd put that on one of the taps and cap off the other tap. Good, right? Wrong.
The sink (enormous beige ceramic thing) is so ancient and the taps on it were so seized up it broke when we tried to get the taps off. Quite spectacularly broke, in fact. Totally unsalvageable.
Also, the waste under the sink turned out to be an old lead pipe with a massive crack through it, which explains all the mould under the vanity. The vanity itself is a homemade '50s special, complete with little round flyscreen windows, rusted metal handles, floorboard shelves, white paint that has self-antiqued, and a blue mottled laminate top with no edge stripping. Can you spell U-G-L-Y?
So we've siliconed the sink back together so it is at least useable for now, and after many phone calls we now have to go to Adelaide in 2 weeks to pick up a nice new cheapar$e 310x610 melamine vanity (can't go fancier, it would clash with the blue floral tiles in there - but still pushing $400). The floor under there is untiled in a 250x1200 patch so we need to put in a 250x600 infill cabinet (another $50) as there's no way I'm retiling the floor in there.
On the upside, now I have a good excuse to actually tile the splashback in there - formerly a blue/grey/black LINOLEUM monstrosity - and after the new vanity is in there'll be a 50cm gap to get to the toilet, not the current 40cm one. Which means if I rent the house out I will be able to get a *cough* larger class of tenant
And we can still use our nice new mixer tap on the new sink!
Always good to know that noone in our household is wider than 40cm
We were tossing up redoing the bathroom but have always been put off by how disruptive it would be, as well as the expense. Now it'll be a job for either the new owner or a between-tenants job if we keep it. Meanwhile the bathroom gets blessed with the cheapest stuff we can get away with because it is so ugly and we KNOW it needs replacing with good stuff.
Oh, the joy of small upgrades that turn into much more expensive large upgrades ...
With winter we've been driven nuts by icy water from one tap and burning water from the other - you want lukewarm, you put the plug in and mix.
Sooooo we bought a little mixer tap off ebay - brand new, $19, thought we'd put that on one of the taps and cap off the other tap. Good, right? Wrong.
The sink (enormous beige ceramic thing) is so ancient and the taps on it were so seized up it broke when we tried to get the taps off. Quite spectacularly broke, in fact. Totally unsalvageable.
Also, the waste under the sink turned out to be an old lead pipe with a massive crack through it, which explains all the mould under the vanity. The vanity itself is a homemade '50s special, complete with little round flyscreen windows, rusted metal handles, floorboard shelves, white paint that has self-antiqued, and a blue mottled laminate top with no edge stripping. Can you spell U-G-L-Y?
So we've siliconed the sink back together so it is at least useable for now, and after many phone calls we now have to go to Adelaide in 2 weeks to pick up a nice new cheapar$e 310x610 melamine vanity (can't go fancier, it would clash with the blue floral tiles in there - but still pushing $400). The floor under there is untiled in a 250x1200 patch so we need to put in a 250x600 infill cabinet (another $50) as there's no way I'm retiling the floor in there.
On the upside, now I have a good excuse to actually tile the splashback in there - formerly a blue/grey/black LINOLEUM monstrosity - and after the new vanity is in there'll be a 50cm gap to get to the toilet, not the current 40cm one. Which means if I rent the house out I will be able to get a *cough* larger class of tenant
And we can still use our nice new mixer tap on the new sink!Always good to know that noone in our household is wider than 40cm
We were tossing up redoing the bathroom but have always been put off by how disruptive it would be, as well as the expense. Now it'll be a job for either the new owner or a between-tenants job if we keep it. Meanwhile the bathroom gets blessed with the cheapest stuff we can get away with because it is so ugly and we KNOW it needs replacing with good stuff.
Oh, the joy of small upgrades that turn into much more expensive large upgrades ...
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