Sorry guys I was being a bit of a poker douche.
A donkament is a tournament full of donks or donkeys (super lame players). Poker players only respect cash ring games like 6 seater NL
NL is no limit poker, which means you can shove $100 into a $5 pot.
UG is under the gun, which is basically the worst position on the table, to the left of the big blind.
K-9 is a King and a Nine… a horrible, horrible hand but because it has a name ‘mad dog’ K9 all the idiots love to play it like Kings or Aces then flip it over and yell MAD DOG BABY WOOO!!! And then proceed to lose all their money to a pair of Tens.
Anyway what I was trying to say is that reads and tells only come in at the higher echelon and only between players who know each other, or you’ve been playing a table for 10hours.