What a great thread, and you just have to look at properties anywhere to find examples of these!! I found the following on Domain:
"Located within walking distance to schools, shops and hospital". Not sure if anyone has covered this (it's a long thread) but along with stone's throw, how far is "walking distance". I still see this a lot and I'm betting I would not want to try walking to the hospital in question.
"A rare opportunity arises for the astute 'investor'." Of course if you're cleverer than the average monkey you will see past the crappy location and rundown property to the true value hidden from view - no doubt the oil located 60 metres below.
"This 2 bedroom unit is one of the best buys in today's market". I think this means that given the downturn in the market, the owner will have to be realistic about what this dump is really worth.
"Better than your average unit". I really liked this one. In the 2005 national census on units, Unit 5, 323 Templestowe Lane Padstow was rated in the 60 percentile bracket...
"First home special." For the impoverished first home buyer, desperate to get a start.
The list could go on and on...