The secret universal language.

I am married 20 years and hubby insists on going the grope every morning while I am carrying the toast or making the coffee.

I get him back by occasionally going the grope while he is trying to use the drill or reaching up high to hang a curtain or something.

Funny...... he doesn't see the funny side when he gets a hand somewhere he wasn't expecting it, while trying to concentrate on something else :rolleyes:

Do men EVER stop thinking about it!!!!!

Wylie
 
Beefy's guide to "Body Language to attract women":

1./ Swishing around in a Zegna suit.

2./ Flourishing the platinum express card when paying (and always paying)

3./ Porsche/Ferrari/Lambo keyring casually tossed onto table. (extra points if you can follow thru with a matching vehicle in car park)

4./ Constant references to the harbour-side batchelor pad that you keep just for when you're away from the horse stud and in town on business.

Now of course not many Women are attracted to money but more to a personality, sense of humour etc.

Just like most Men are attracted to intelligence, SOH etc. Their attention cannot be gained by fit bodies, blue eyes or long blonde hair. :D

Cheers,
Beef.
 
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