You are (probably) not smarter than your father. Just more arrogant.
.......could you, personally plot the orbits of the heavenly bodies and predict when they will re-appear? Some of the dumb-shits who preceded you did that thousands of years ago.
Haha ROFL I was wondering if I'd ever post here again given that I don't have the prerequisite pair of Joo Janta sunnies* but that one made me laugh so much I was compelled to show appreciation.
<Back to my seat in the peanut gallery.>
Cheers,
Beef.
* Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.
A double-pair is frequently worn by Zaphod Beeblebrox.