Whats going on with car forums?

Hey everyone, I thought as im new to the forums i could also help contribute to the site by giving some of the members a bit of a laugh, this is the 1st of hopefully many threads that members can read for a reality break and giggle.

So this 1st one will be didicated to some of the car fans on the site, but anyone else should get a good laugh out of it.

WHATS GOING ON WITH CAR FORUMS?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I
have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Mazda MX5 forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and
out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
 
Lexus Forum
--- It's not Toyota it's got a different badge.

Bedford Forum
--- Next week you are all invited to my house to view the latest "Bob the Builder" episode!

Toyota Forum
--- If you want an interior color other than grey, buy a Lexus.

British Car Forum
--- Recommendations for a British car that wont break down at least twice a year...0 replies.

American Car Forum
--- Recommendations for mounting a pair of lazer sighted 12mm machine guns to the hood....1287 replies

Singapore Car Forum
--- Recommendations for cars costing less than 10 years salary...0 replies.

Alfa Forum
--- I wish I was rich enough to get a Ferrari, but at least it's red and breakdowns just as frequently.

Holden SS Forum
--- We8's rewl mate, go'in downa pub for coupl-a-slabs of VB's
 
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