And when you finally get it I bet you wait till the checkout girl/guy's back is turned and complain bitterly that you STILL haven't been given that one more nugget!!!
I have actually been banned from several takeaway places because of my mass boredom and willingness to debate utterly stupid things in a very rational, articulate tone for reasons of my own amusement.
"Hi, I'd like to order a serve of chips please"
"ohkhay, that is $2.80"
"No worries, here you go"
...4 minutes later
"so, what's happening with those chips?"
"they are cooking"
"Ah. So, uh...how long have you been running the fish n chip shop?"
"Too long. 11 years"
"11 years? Wow, that's a long time!"
"Yes, very long"
"So...you have lots of experience cooking chips then?"
"Yes, yes, lots of experience" *laughs*
"So...if you're so experienced...why havn't you figured out a way to cook them faster? It's been 5 minutes 17 seconds, what kind of clown show is this?"
"The chips take this long to cook"
"Dude don't give me that. With 11 years experience I know that you have a secret formula for instachips. You're just taking this long to make your shop look busy aren't you?"
"No mister Ocean, we do-"
"DON'T TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS JUST HURRY UP, CHOP CHOP EH!"
"Mr Ocean, there is no need to be-"
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LABOUR PAINS, I JUST WANT THE BABY, PRESS FAST FORWARD ON THIS THING ALREADY!"
"You very rude man Mr Ocean, very rude"
"*I'm* rude? YOU'RE the one using me as decoration for your shop when I could have been out of here ages ago! What a hypocrite! By the way the chips are burning what the hell dude, I thought you had experience"
"You #^&%# get the &*^#$ out of my $*#^# shop and don't you come back &*$*(#^#^#*!!! *heart attack*"
"Uh, dude, just one more thing"
"WHAT YO WANT?!?!"
"Got any lemon?"
Similar convo actually happened when I was a teenager. Still cracks me up
That poor guy lol