Afraid of Heights? Dont Look !!
- Thread starter Simon H
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Not as good as I tried to send but here goes...
You've probably seen the questions before but the last bit is very
interesting
> >
> > >> TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
> > >>
> > >> Question 1:
> > >>
> > >> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
> > >> already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
> > >> retarded, and she had
> > >>syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
> > >>
> > >> Read the next question before looking at the
> > >> response for this one.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Question 2:
> > >>
> > >> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
> counts.
> > >> Here are the facts about the three candidates.
> > >>
> > >> Candidate A
> > >> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
> astrologists.
> > >> He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes
> > >> and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
> > >>
> > >> Candidate B
> > >> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium
> > >> in college and
> > >> drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
> > >>
> > >> Candidate
> > >> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
> > >>drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
> > >>
> > >> Which of these candidates would be your choice?
> > >>
> > >> Decide first... no peeking,
> > >> then scroll down for the response.
> > >>
> > >> -------------------------------------------------------------
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> > >>
> > >> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
> > >>
> > >> Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
> > >>
> > >> If you said YES
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> you just killed Beethoven.
> > >>
> > >> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before
judging
> > >> someone.
> > >> Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
> > >>
> > >> Never be afraid to try something new.
> > >> Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
> > >> Professionals...built the Titanic
> > >>
> > >> And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a
> > >> little more
> > >> than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> > >> *7 have been arrested for fraud
> > >> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> > >> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
> businesses
> > >> * 3 have done time for assault
> > >> *71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> > >> *14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> > >> *8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> > >> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> > >> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Can you guess which organisation this is?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Give up yet?
> > >>
> > >> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
> > >>
You've probably seen the questions before but the last bit is very
interesting
> >
> > >> TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
> > >>
> > >> Question 1:
> > >>
> > >> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
> > >> already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
> > >> retarded, and she had
> > >>syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
> > >>
> > >> Read the next question before looking at the
> > >> response for this one.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Question 2:
> > >>
> > >> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
> counts.
> > >> Here are the facts about the three candidates.
> > >>
> > >> Candidate A
> > >> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
> astrologists.
> > >> He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes
> > >> and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
> > >>
> > >> Candidate B
> > >> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium
> > >> in college and
> > >> drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
> > >>
> > >> Candidate
> > >> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
> > >>drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
> > >>
> > >> Which of these candidates would be your choice?
> > >>
> > >> Decide first... no peeking,
> > >> then scroll down for the response.
> > >>
> > >> -------------------------------------------------------------
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> > >>
> > >> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
> > >>
> > >> Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
> > >>
> > >> If you said YES
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> you just killed Beethoven.
> > >>
> > >> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before
judging
> > >> someone.
> > >> Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
> > >>
> > >> Never be afraid to try something new.
> > >> Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
> > >> Professionals...built the Titanic
> > >>
> > >> And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a
> > >> little more
> > >> than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> > >> *7 have been arrested for fraud
> > >> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> > >> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
> businesses
> > >> * 3 have done time for assault
> > >> *71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> > >> *14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> > >> *8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> > >> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> > >> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Can you guess which organisation this is?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Give up yet?
> > >>
> > >> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
> > >>
