Might be a good time to post this:
What your car says about you.
Alfa Romeo: Maintenance isn't an issue - it's a lifestyle.
Aston Martin DB7: What do you mean 'It's a Ford Mondeo?
Audi A4: What do you mean 'It's a Volkswagen?'
BMW X5: Indicators? What indicators?
BMW X3: I couldn't afford an X5.
BMW X1: I couldn't afford an X3.
Chrysler 300C: I am a pimp.
Citroen C6: I am completely different.
Daihatsu Charade: I deliver pizzas.
Fiat 500: I am cute. I love cute things.
Ford Falcon: My company makes me drive it.
Holden Commodore: Mine also!
Holden Monaro: I don't have kids. Really.
Honda Jazz: I am pragmatic and boring.
Hyundai Excel X3: If my rear fog light is on, nobody is home.
Hyundai Grandeur: I remember Menzies.
Jaguar XJ6: My parking bay is my mechanic's hoist.
Jeep Wrangler: I like to drive around topless.
Lexus: I yearn for status. I really wanted a Mercedes.
Mazda MX-5: I have no fear of semi-trailers.
MGB: I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Colt: I think I'm hip.
Peugeot 308: I am a little bit different.
Porsche Panamera: I am devoid of any fashion sense.
Proton: I am devoid of any sense.
Saab Convertible: I am a trophy wife.
Skoda: I operate a lathe and enjoy beer.
SssangYong: I drive a what...?
Subaru WRX: I moonlight as a rally driver.
Toyota Avalon: My previous car was a Volvo.
Toyota Camry: I am still in the closet.
Toyota Corolla: Please don't notice me.
Volkswagen Beetle: I watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagen Convertible: I am out of the closet.
Volkswagen Kombi: I am tripping right now.
Volvo: All the other drivers are out to get me!
Note this one,
Jaguar XJ6: My parking bay is my mechanic's hoist.