Corrupt a wish...

[wobbycarly]

Granted, you have two new wine glasses.

I wish this thread would end...

Granted - but it starts up another one.

I wish I didn't have to wait another 2 hours for my flight home (and it's not MORE than 2 hours either!)

 

[skater]

Granted - but it starts up another one.

I wish I didn't have to wait another 2 hours for my flight home (and it's not MORE than 2 hours either!)

Granted, the plane comes early and you are temporarily happy. That is until the engine starts smoking and they have to make an emergency landing. You are told that you might get home some time tomorrow if you're lucky.

I wish Gremlin wasn't a party pooper.

 

[lizzie]

granted - gremlin is a party pee-er instead.

i wish mozzies didn't find me so tasty

 

[Peter_Tersteeg]

granted - gremlin is a party pee-er instead.

i wish mozzies didn't find me so tasty

Granted, now wasps find you tasty.

I wish it were 5pm Friday instead of 4pm Friday.

 

[alexlee]

I wish it were 5pm Friday instead of 4pm Friday.

Granted. Have a good time swimming in the ocean between Norfolk Island and New Zealand.

 

[Aaron Sice]

Granted. Have a good time swimming in the ocean between Norfolk Island and New Zealand.

and that ended the thread because there was no wish.

 

[Perp]

I wish alexlee remembered to make a wish.

 

[Dazz]

Granted - but he also wished for the thread to end.

I wish Brisbane wasn't so far away....

 

[Television]

Granted - but he also wished for the thread to end.

I wish Brisbane wasn't so far away....

Granted, it's been excavated and dropped on top of Perth. Some assembly required.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.

 

[mary&mat]

Granted, you are 7 foot tall & appear as the gimp in porn movies.

I wish Lizzie hadn't deleted her wine posts before I got to read them.

 

[Nathan]

Granted, you are 7 foot tall & appear as the gimp in porn movies.

I wish Lizzie hadn't deleted her wine posts before I got to read them.

Granted, however they were derogotory towards you..

I wish I could have my wish without any compromises with the next person telling me I cant have it, therefore putting checmate on the game and getting my wish of nothing.

 

[lizzie]

granted - because you didn't wish for anything you wish doesn't count.

i wish i didn't just eat that slice of choc mud cake, encased in chocolate crackle and m&m's on top ... right in the middle of a liver detox (all that sugar at once - groan)

 

[Sanzy]

Granted but you still feel unwell but have not had teh chocolaty goodness to make it better.

I wish I did not have to wake up while it is still dark outside. hurry up and switch back daylight savings.

 

[mary&mat]

Granted, you are now working in Antarctica experiencing days of 24hr sunlight for several months on end....oh & your eyes really hurt too!

I wish I could deceipher Cantrelink's family Assist jargon!

 

[vincenzo]

Granted, you are now working in Antarctica experiencing days of 24hr sunlight for several months on end....oh & your eyes really hurt too!

I wish I could deceipher Cantrelink's family Assist jargon!

I would grant your wish, if I could decipher what you mean by "Cantrelink's"

I googled it but all I got were things that the mods won't let me discuss.

I wish melbourne weather didn't suck so badly

 

[wobbycarly]

I would grant your wish, if I could decipher what you mean by "Cantrelink's"

I googled it but all I got were things that the mods won't let me discuss.

I wish melbourne weather didn't suck so badly

Granted - it doesn't suck, it blows!

I wish I didn't have such a backlog of work to catch up on (and keep getting distracted by SS)

 

[murph14]

Granted, you now have a frontlog of work to catch up on - i.e. the work is in front of you and yet to be done (and this post will attract you back to SS).

I wish I ate less pizza but it's SOO YUMMY.

 

[mary&mat]

Granted, you now eat less pizza but more hot dogs, chips, fried chicken & dirty Maccas & are fast becoming so huge the foods are now in orbit around your self-created gravitational field.

I wish I hadn't written Cantrelink & become fodder for vincenzo's post