poor mother - for weeks after he told everyone that he got in such bad trouble for "having a dirty f*****k on the bed."
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Well, I feel much better....... I think that is more embarrassing!! I can't stop laughing!
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poor mother - for weeks after he told everyone that he got in such bad trouble for "having a dirty f*****k on the bed."
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She had no idea what it meant and just thought it a 'funny' song.
No, no, I knew exactly what it meant
I have no doubt that you knew what it meant, however it was your sister that used to sing it, not you.
Really? I thought that was me?
Ah well, I know I did sing a song about toast - which was nothing to do with toast! Shame I can't remember the name of the song..
OUr eldest used to think that after singing happy birthday, instead os saying hip hip hooray, you said
beep beep go away!
Had to revisit this thread because I just realised this morning that my 2-year-old thinks pants are called "pantson" because that's what I always say when I'm dressing her.
My husband would always watch the weather on TV because he works outside.
Because they often called it wrong he'd call them liars.
One time he was outside when the weather came and son #1 ran out screaming, "Dad, dad, liar's on TV".
my little fella has finally got the confidence up to make his own friends now he's started kindy - he was so centric around his older sister, his world kinda fell apart when she started school.
now, every chance he gets, wherever we go -
"dad! dad! i could make some new friends there!"
"of course you can mate! that's the best bit."
"yeah....it is, isn't it?! i like making new friends. sometimes i don't even ask their name! we just play".
Another recent one was when my boy saw an old dark skinned lady, and after waiting for her to pass, he tells me "She's black because she is very old"