They never get old
But you enjoy recycling them.
Truth is when I was 17 Qld had 10 pm closing, simple. NSW closed their bars at 6 pm so the "workers" were forced home because they were so week-willed they could never be trusted to do so on their own. The pubs re-opened @ 7 pm to allow for the "sophisticated" who could be trusted. These "sophisticated" punters were the ones who poured millions into the RSL club's pokies. WOW The practical result was that you had the worst of the "6 o'clock swill" combined with "late night drinking and gambling".
Vic, was worse. They had the 6 o'clock swill but had the "bonafide traveller" law to cater for the "sophisticated". That meant that if you had travelled more'n 50 miles (open to correction) you could have a beer, or TWO. This meant that the residents of Ballarat would drive to Bendigo for a boozy Sunday, only to meet their equivalent (often literally) coming the other way.
So enough of the Queensland jokes, OK?