A patient walks into his doctor's surgery eager to find the result of his blood test.
The doctor shakes his head as he reads out the pathology result to the patient "son, you have practically every infectuous disease known to man" says the doctor "you 're suffering from avian flu, the common cold, leprocy, rabies, gonorrhea, syphilis, chicken pox and lastly cholera"
The patient, turning blue, cries out " Doc, I'm finished"
The doctor reassures the patient and tells him "Don't worry, you are going straight into hospital and I'm putting you on a diet of pizzas and pancakes"
The puzzled patient replies " Why on earth, Pizzas and pancake ? "
Doctor "well, what other food can they slide under a door?"
The doctor shakes his head as he reads out the pathology result to the patient "son, you have practically every infectuous disease known to man" says the doctor "you 're suffering from avian flu, the common cold, leprocy, rabies, gonorrhea, syphilis, chicken pox and lastly cholera"
The patient, turning blue, cries out " Doc, I'm finished"
The doctor reassures the patient and tells him "Don't worry, you are going straight into hospital and I'm putting you on a diet of pizzas and pancakes"
The puzzled patient replies " Why on earth, Pizzas and pancake ? "
Doctor "well, what other food can they slide under a door?"
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