Neighbour stole our firewood! (Aka the tree pun thread)

[DaveM]

Things don't stack up that she will.

I disagree. The evidence is piling up.

 

[weg]

I disagree. The evidence is piling up.

I wouldn't lumber everything together and call it evidence.

 

[flyingace]

You could confront the neighbour but he'll probably axe surprised.

The police may be too busy for this type of crime so they'll hand it on to Special Branch.

 

[DaveM]

I wouldn't lumber everything together and call it evidence.

Well I'm stumped as to who the theif is then.

 

[alexlee]

If they don't burn the evidence first......

 

[The Fence]

It's a wonder the thief didn't twig that Liz would find out so easily.

Really dumb or hard grained thief.

Sorry to hear this Lizzie, it's not a nice feeling.

 

[DaveM]

If you do not get the firewood back then I recommend you just move on and not pine over the loss

 

[datto]

This sort of behaviour is just not on.

There are numbskulls out there who think they have a right to other people's property, regardless of what it is.

These particular people just think "Its only firewood, so what its on someone's else property, they won't mind"

Its good that you put that letter in their letterbox. If they have any shame they will return the wood.

But my experience with this mentality is that their "pride" will prevent them from bringing the wood back.

Mind you, if you touch any of their property I bet you wouldn't hear the end of it.

Stick it up them ! (I just had to finish with...)

 

[lizzie]

haha - you are a bunch of goose's ... will wait to see what Friday brings.

 

[jim1964]

chop chop,should re appear overnight.

 

[Rolf Latham]

haha - you are a bunch of goose's ... will wait to see what Friday brings.

geese even ?


ta
rolf

 

[geoffw]

geese even ?

There's no real geese involved.

But there is a proper gander.

 

[DaveM]

So much for Neighbourhood Watch...eh?

It was in full force.. watch for when your neighbours leave then nick their stuff!

 

[wylie]

Hey Lizzie. Have you had any response yet?

"Wooden" it be funny if they snuck it back overnight? ....sorry.... had to join the other geese in the "who can make the worst pun" contest

 

[DaveM]

Hey Lizzie. Have you had any response yet?

"Wooden" it be funny if they snuck it back overnight? ....sorry.... had to join the other geese in the "who can make the worst pun" contest

She may have logged off... do I win the contest already?

 

[geoffw]

Hey Lizzie. Have you had any response yet?

"Wooden" it be funny if they snuck it back overnight? ....sorry.... had to join the other geese in the "who can make the worst pun" contest

Only a joke about German sausages would win the wurst pun contest.

 

[weg]

Wood smoked or plain .

 

[rowena]

termites may of gotten hungry over christmas and had their own feast!

 

[MTR]

She may have logged off... do I win the contest already?

No, you BLOCK head you spelt "thief" wrong.... Just review your previous posts.
Improve the spelling..... and you could become a chip off the old block......

This is woeful or woodfull... Or just bad

 

[Dazz]

Unless you saw it yourself, there is little chance of getting to the root of the problem.

My suggestion is to be straight up with the "tea leaf" and make sure that he leaves the evidence there.

Any attempt to embark on a retrieval would simply sap your energy.

Plant the seed of doubt in their mind and watch their guilt organically grow.

Whatever you do, don't arbor any grudges towards them.