What do telemarketers, computers and human biology have in common ?
I get a ph call where after a long pause an Indain voice answers to tell me they are rom the technical department of e-protection, I say "who ?", he repeats himself and moves on to say I say "Who, I didn't hear who you're from ?, he repeats I say "Who ?" over him, he hangs up.... all sorted I think and sink back into the lounge.
An hour or so later, a nice lady from the same company rang me. So I say "OK"... She continues to explain that her records tell her that I have a computer, is that correct
"Yes", I say, I have a computer ! How did you know that ?! WOW ")
She contrinues to tell me now that there are lots of infections on the internet, which invariably get downloaded onto windows computers..
I say "Ohhhhh" ..
"Yes", she tells me, "that's the reason I am calling you.. "
I say " Like viruses ? "...
She explains, "No these are infections, not viruses"...
I say "oooh, I know !!! Is that because viruses are differnt to infections ? they are aren't they ? like viruses are like airborne in the air.. I remember .......that from school"
She asks "Are you in front of your computer ?"
I say " I can see my computer "
She asks "Are you in front of your computer ?"
I say " Yes, it's just over there "
She asks "Are you in front of your computer ?"
I say "Are germs & bacteria like infections and viruses , They're different too aren't they ? Yeah I remmeber that from human biology at highschool.."
She says something like "ah yes the",
I say "The flu is a virus. Isn't it ? You can't catch a flu by getting wet & cold, cause it's a VIRUS. I know that form human biology, I did human biology at highschool. Is a bacteria a virus or a germ ? Are you a doctor ?"
then she hung up without answering me Why would she do that ?
I get a ph call where after a long pause an Indain voice answers to tell me they are rom the technical department of e-protection, I say "who ?", he repeats himself and moves on to say I say "Who, I didn't hear who you're from ?, he repeats I say "Who ?" over him, he hangs up.... all sorted I think and sink back into the lounge.
An hour or so later, a nice lady from the same company rang me. So I say "OK"... She continues to explain that her records tell her that I have a computer, is that correct
"Yes", I say, I have a computer ! How did you know that ?! WOW ")
She contrinues to tell me now that there are lots of infections on the internet, which invariably get downloaded onto windows computers..
I say "Ohhhhh" ..
"Yes", she tells me, "that's the reason I am calling you.. "
I say " Like viruses ? "...
She explains, "No these are infections, not viruses"...
I say "oooh, I know !!! Is that because viruses are differnt to infections ? they are aren't they ? like viruses are like airborne in the air.. I remember .......that from school"
She asks "Are you in front of your computer ?"
I say " I can see my computer "
She asks "Are you in front of your computer ?"
I say " Yes, it's just over there "
She asks "Are you in front of your computer ?"
I say "Are germs & bacteria like infections and viruses , They're different too aren't they ? Yeah I remmeber that from human biology at highschool.."
She says something like "ah yes the",
I say "The flu is a virus. Isn't it ? You can't catch a flu by getting wet & cold, cause it's a VIRUS. I know that form human biology, I did human biology at highschool. Is a bacteria a virus or a germ ? Are you a doctor ?"
then she hung up without answering me Why would she do that ?
