This is just sick!

Four on the floor, stick shift, carma sutra (double ovehead cam), toe bar, jockey strap, jack, jump-her leads, 69 Chevy, and last but not least a fully blown 308. :cool:

I think i'm more creep out by HOW you know all this..Father, is there something you should be telling us??

I think the real culprit, for bringing up the subject of people having inappropriate relations, is obviously whoever it was that decided to start this thread :rolleyes:

That would be my disturbed Mother, i apologise to all who have dry reached during this thread!
 
I bet all the girls that have expressed how it's inappropriate to find a car attractive, have all said out loud, at least once, that they find a car sexy, or that they love a car.

If i'm wrong i'll get a vasectomy, and Topcropper can do it using his biggest harvestor.
 
I bet all the girls that have expressed how it's inappropriate to find a car attractive, have all said out loud, at least once, that they find a car sexy, or that they love a car.

If i'm wrong i'll get a vasectomy, and Topcropper can do it using his biggest harvestor.

You better give him a call then. :eek:

To me a car is a means to get around. Nothing else! I have never found ANY car sexy.
 
I bet all the girls that have expressed how it's inappropriate to find a car attractive, have all said out loud, at least once, that they find a car sexy, or that they love a car.

If i'm wrong i'll get a vasectomy, and Topcropper can do it using his biggest harvestor.

Yeah ok, I love some cars, especially a nice convertible. Stick a hot guy in it and I love it even more. Not sure I'd go as far as calling a car sexy, but some come damn close. So no need for the chop. :)
 
To me a car is a means to get around. Nothing else! I have never found ANY car sexy.

I don't believe you've never said that, but lets not forget the second condidition either, of ever having said that you loved a car.

I bet Samantha's heard you say both of them, at least once :rolleyes:
 
Yes, that's right. I go out every day and stroke my old, run down, dirty car and tell it how much I love it. :rolleyes: :p The best time is first thing in the morning, before anyone else is awake.

SO that's how bargain hunter knew all those car moves:D
Must very very interesting at the Skater house...is that why lil moved away?????
 
Did you not notice the sarcasm. :rolleyes:

Sarcasm? Yeah, whatever.

You can try telling that to a bank, that you were just being sarcastic when you agreed to their repayment terms. If they let you off the hook, then i'll give topcropper the go ahead.

As it stands, my boys are staying intact :cool:
 
I bet all the girls that have expressed how it's inappropriate to find a car attractive, have all said out loud, at least once, that they find a car sexy, or that they love a car.

I find some cars sexy, especially the little convertibles. (but only certainones, not the cr@ppy Holden ones, come on people, if you're going to drive a convertible, drive a REAL one!!)

To me a car is a means to get around. Nothing else! I have never found ANY car sexy.

Lies, i heard you. :D

Stick a hot guy in it and I love it even more.

I'm lucky i get to ride around in a hot car almost daily - with an even hotter guy in it :D

I'm pretty sure she hasn't.

Once again, lies, i've heard you!

SO that's how bargain hunter knew all those car moves:D
Must very very interesting at the Skater house...is that why lil moved away?????

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Seriously? Just because i live 1000km away doesn't mean i won't get mental images and be scarred for life! :p
 
Skater, cars don't have to be sexy but they can be a good investment and more than just something to get around in.:)
 
I'm lucky i get to ride around in a hot car almost daily - with an even hotter guy in it :D

Haha lucky you. I want to get my own convertible... maybe a Peugeot 207, a real little chick one. It's true, the more you get the more you want. 10 years ago I would have done anything for any new car, now I have that, I want a fancier one.
 
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