Viagra laced Oysters

[WinstonWolfe]

Just watching the news about these oyster farmers who are selling canned oysters laced with Viagra.....brilliant marketing strategy.....

though I buy my oysters unlaced ..... ahem.....

 

[Nards]

That story, to me, was completely bizarre!! I'm not suprised the Aust gov won't allow sales of the product here....after all, how can these backyard oyster growers know for sure how much Viagra the consumer is getting in each oyster...what if they really like oysters......
Maybe other food sources could be laced with drugs to make them more acceptable/palatable....diet pills in ice-cream??

 

[Xenia]

That's the stupidest thing I have heared all day. I love oysters but don't see why I should have to take drugs for other peoples problems.

 

[asy]

The biggest problem, as I see it, is, what if someone's allergic or otherwise affected by Viagra? What if they're on counterindicated drugs? And they're given these oysters by someone who doesn't realise they're laced???

I agree with Xenia, it's just about the dumbest thing I've heard in a LONG time...

asy

 

[lizzie]

... and what happens if us women eat them? could be big trouble - the most oyster i ate at one sitting was 3 dozen.

 

[WinstonWolfe]

Yes it is a silly idea if you read it as taking viagra with your oysters....

not so silly if you read it as taking oysters with your viagra.

 

[geoffw]

You do have to eat them very quickly. Otherwise you might end up with a stiff neck.

 

[WinstonWolfe]

You do have to eat them very quickly. Otherwise you might end up with a stiff neck.

not to mention what they'd do to your tongue....

 

[topcropper]

Just bored and was checking out some threads. If you click on Views, it ranks threads by number of views.

Seems that this thread in all of somersoft forum history has the most views! Wow! and until I posted this there was only 7 replies! Generally a thread with heaps of views has heaps of replies and goes for 20 pages? Not this one!

Must obviously be something to do with web search engines and the fact that Viagra is in the heading? Not that I know much about the web and google and what not?

Bit funny I thought? Also the thread was started by Winston Wolf, probably my second favourite forum member [ex member] after Daz, who is also now an ex forum member.


See ya's.

 

[fernfurn]

GeoffW, laughed out loud, absolutely love it!