War stories...
Ah, now you've got me reminiscing, happy and Michael... About 15 years ago, a bunch of us were on a joint exercise with a foreign country who are friendly to our nation, but known to be aggressive intelligence-gatherers. We were out bush in the NT with some military equipment, some of our "friends" were camping nearby, and we were told to be wary that our friends may try and get a good look at our equipment if they had a chance.
A bunch of people are drinking around the campfire (not on duty, obviously), and a bograt (junior officer) and a young airwoman are making eyes at each other around the campfire, and conspicuously yawn and say they're hitting the rack (sorry, going to bed - happy knows what I'm talking about
) about 5 minutes apart, at the late hour of about 8pm. They were very subtle - NOT
About an hour later the other silly buggers have had a few more beers and decide that they'll go down outside the tent where these two have retreated, and pretend to be our "friends" - why? Because when you've had a few beers this seems like an incredibly funny thing to do. And hey, they're sitting in the desert for weeks with no entertainment other than what they make for themselves. So they go down to the vicinity of the tent, and imitate the accent of these people - undoubtedly badly given how many beers they'd had.
So they're staggering about, badly imitating this particular accent, giggling at how funny they are and how much they amuse themselves, when suddenly an unanticipated turn of events occurs... the bograt bursts out of the tent, wearing only his issue Y-fronts and bearing a Steyr (rifle), and screams at the top of his voice "FREEZE, GENTLEMEN!"
There was a moment of stunned silence before the entire lot of them absolutely collapsed, writhing on the ground and holding their sides... Ah, those were the days...