I've been wondering. What should we call a grouping of lawyers?
We already have for example -
A flock of sheep.
A gaggle of geese.
Even, a murder of crows.
What would you people choose for lawyers?
Nominations are now open . . . .
What's a murder of cows anyway , ain't heard that one
As for the legal eagles . I'd get booted of Somesoft if I gave my latest opinion and nicknames.
These guys are truly out of this world and have just wasted this whole bloody year since last Dec , for me . And I changed solicitors 3 times during all that just trying to find one of them that could do the simplest bloody thing that needed to be done.
In the end I said to wifey , babe can you please just get on that damn phone and find someone- anyone , that can sort this f'n BS out, she's good at this stuff !
She turned up with one , explained exactly what had been going on - can you fix - yep no worries , I went to see them , though all the crap on his desk and said please , can you just fix this rubbish for me ?
He said yeah no worries , I can't even see what the problems been myself , I said neither can bloody I .
3 wks later it was cleared up - done , finally.
This guy was an old bloke , been right around the block more than once I could see that straight away and it was nothing to him. Few phone calls and he had 8 mths of mess , fixed .
That's the second time I've used one of the older blokes and the first guy was just as good , so I's almost recommend just go for someone that's been around the bloody block and save yourself some damn grief .
Ah yeah , what to call the rest of them that's right , sorry better hold my tongue .
Cheers