Hi all,
Just need to vent.......My husband and l had our hearts set on a property in South Yarra that went up for auction today...
Once a upon time about 1 month ago Cinderalla and her Prince Charming (my husband and l) saw a lovey Victorian semi detached house for auction, it was inhabitable, needed lots of work but they could see past the holes in the floor boards and peeling plaster and thought it would be a great opportunity to get a foot hold on the property developer ladder with a guide price of $450,000 - $500,000.
The fox (real estate agent) could see the lack of experience Cinderalla and her Prince Charming had at bidding for properties at auctions and thought he would take them for a ride. The fox assured Cinderalla and the Prince that the owner of the property only wanted mid $400,000 and for that type of property in the current condition in South Yarra this was the correct market value however the fox told Cinderalla and her Prince charming that the seller would not except offers before the auction.
Cinderalla and her Prince hoped in their pumpkin carriage and decided to head to the auction but as Cinderalla had lost all her shoes they had no money left and needed to visit the wicked witch of the west (the bank) to ask for money.
The wicked witch of the west told Cinderalla and the Prince that she would lend them the money, this would not be a problem but first they would need to spend alot of money on a building inspector's report, get quotes from builders on how much the work would cost to bring the property up to a livable standard and finally pay the wicked witch of the west to get valuations done on their other castles, just as a formality so her paper work was in order.
This all took many weeks and cost both Cinderalla and her prince charming alot of money and heartache..but in order to get this bargin property they would jump through all the hoops and fight off all the dragons that the wicked witch of the west sent their way.
The week of the auction after doing all this work and spending alot of money Cinderalla and her Prince charming still had no word from the wicked witch of the west about whether they would get the money.
The day before the auction the wicked witch of the west was still not returning Cinderalla's or Prince charmings calls!!!!!!
They called and they called and they called the wicked witch of the west but she never called them back.
The auction day arrived and Cinderalla and her Prince charming watched as the property they had fallen in love with and spend so much on went under the hammer for......$680,000.....they watched the fox as he licked his lips and smiled at Cinderalla and her Prince.
Cinderalla hoped and prayed that her fairy god mother would turn the fox into a toad...but as the fairy god mother cast her spell the fox ran away......
So for all Cinderalla's and their Prince Charming be aware that there is a fox out there advertising properties cheap to get you into his den, he will then watch you spend all your hard earn money on false promises and then on the auction day he will lick his lips with greed and smile at you as he watches all you hopes and dreams wash away.
However Cinderalla and her Prince Charming lived happily every after just alot poorer.
Just need to vent.......My husband and l had our hearts set on a property in South Yarra that went up for auction today...
Once a upon time about 1 month ago Cinderalla and her Prince Charming (my husband and l) saw a lovey Victorian semi detached house for auction, it was inhabitable, needed lots of work but they could see past the holes in the floor boards and peeling plaster and thought it would be a great opportunity to get a foot hold on the property developer ladder with a guide price of $450,000 - $500,000.
The fox (real estate agent) could see the lack of experience Cinderalla and her Prince Charming had at bidding for properties at auctions and thought he would take them for a ride. The fox assured Cinderalla and the Prince that the owner of the property only wanted mid $400,000 and for that type of property in the current condition in South Yarra this was the correct market value however the fox told Cinderalla and her Prince charming that the seller would not except offers before the auction.
Cinderalla and her Prince hoped in their pumpkin carriage and decided to head to the auction but as Cinderalla had lost all her shoes they had no money left and needed to visit the wicked witch of the west (the bank) to ask for money.
The wicked witch of the west told Cinderalla and the Prince that she would lend them the money, this would not be a problem but first they would need to spend alot of money on a building inspector's report, get quotes from builders on how much the work would cost to bring the property up to a livable standard and finally pay the wicked witch of the west to get valuations done on their other castles, just as a formality so her paper work was in order.
This all took many weeks and cost both Cinderalla and her prince charming alot of money and heartache..but in order to get this bargin property they would jump through all the hoops and fight off all the dragons that the wicked witch of the west sent their way.
The week of the auction after doing all this work and spending alot of money Cinderalla and her Prince charming still had no word from the wicked witch of the west about whether they would get the money.
The day before the auction the wicked witch of the west was still not returning Cinderalla's or Prince charmings calls!!!!!!
They called and they called and they called the wicked witch of the west but she never called them back.
The auction day arrived and Cinderalla and her Prince charming watched as the property they had fallen in love with and spend so much on went under the hammer for......$680,000.....they watched the fox as he licked his lips and smiled at Cinderalla and her Prince.
Cinderalla hoped and prayed that her fairy god mother would turn the fox into a toad...but as the fairy god mother cast her spell the fox ran away......
So for all Cinderalla's and their Prince Charming be aware that there is a fox out there advertising properties cheap to get you into his den, he will then watch you spend all your hard earn money on false promises and then on the auction day he will lick his lips with greed and smile at you as he watches all you hopes and dreams wash away.
However Cinderalla and her Prince Charming lived happily every after just alot poorer.
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