Most ridiculous thing you've had stolen
- Thread starter HappyCamper
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Not me but a friend of mine - he was a rug dealer in LA, USA and also a maths professor. He was carting some maths text books around in the back of his car and they kept falling over and clunking about, so he put a rolled up rug between them to keep them stable. Someone stole the books. They left the $40,000 antique silk Qum rug behind.
went to unlock my car one monring and thought it felt strange. Sat down and had to "think"for a second - the bloody steering wheel was gone, passenger windo broken, tape deck stolen (tapes thrown on the floor), the screw off peice of the gearsdtick knob was taken and cant remember what else. off a 20 yr old heap of crap honda hatchback.
clothes stolen off the line in my courtyard and common lines, they were new from bali too never even got to wear one of them. Neighbour had their ashtray pinched from their courtyarf and another had his 1/2 bag of lawn fertiliser - now we live in a complex, so either it was a neighbour form the complex, or someone was walking aroound the street, decided to walk through our complex at random and, like, hit the jackpot
clothes stolen off the line in my courtyard and common lines, they were new from bali too never even got to wear one of them. Neighbour had their ashtray pinched from their courtyarf and another had his 1/2 bag of lawn fertiliser - now we live in a complex, so either it was a neighbour form the complex, or someone was walking aroound the street, decided to walk through our complex at random and, like, hit the jackpot
someone stole my radar detector i had hidden in my boot whilst i went jogging at the park.
When I had the shop, the most stolen item was the Buddhas!
My car got broken into a couple of months ago, along with 15 others in the neighbourhood. All they got was about 30c, a chap stick (gotta keep those lips soft whilst robbing the hood!) and my favourite insulated screwdriver, which they then used to break into other cars. Lucky they missed the cordless drill and other tools in the backseat!
Cheers
V
Cheers
V
For the past 30 years I have owned a goat skull, which has decorated ping pong balls for eyeballs. Don't ask.
It doesn't really fit anywhere in my current house so I just left it outside.
No prizes for guessing what got stolen ...
It doesn't really fit anywhere in my current house so I just left it outside.
No prizes for guessing what got stolen ...
Wasn't stolen from me,
but I remember attending a house which had been broken into. The offenders had located and used the occupant's vibrator. About 6 used condoms laid around the house.
but I remember attending a house which had been broken into. The offenders had located and used the occupant's vibrator. About 6 used condoms laid around the house.
We are school formal photographers and find other peoples photos are stolen all the time. Secret admirers maybe.
I also find it amazing the number of people who take photos of our photos. I have seen the results, and they come out crap because of flash flare on the gloss paper. Why not just shoot a photo of the real people???
There are no words for this.
Orgy breakins must be trending! Well least they used condoms!?!
Would this be considered safe sex?
The Beach Boys song 'Good Vibrations' comes to mind.
Regards
Marty
a girlfriend lived in a house near a block of flats and she used to get cranky because every sunday morning she'd come outside and find her hose had had 20cm cut off it - at the tap end! she'd just wished they'd cut their bong requirements from the free end so she didn't have to keep re-fixing it.
