Forget those recent dubious wars, and the GFC. Forget rap, even. The US have now made it legal to use phones on a plane. It's only a matter of time before it happens here. So on my next flight to Melbourne, it will be like my daily train trips. Except longer. For over an hour, I'm going to have to listen to the tail end of domestic squabbles, people's weekend plans, and middle managers talking overly loudly about KPIs and sales targets and goodness knows what. Maybe airlines could bring back something like the smoking section I believe they used to have down the back of planes? They could call it the jabbering section? and put all the people who can't stay off their phones down there.