Voters.
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?"
When another person jumped in and explained that the
sun rises in the east (and has for some time), she
shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
that stuff."
And then she voted.
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I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call
center. One day I got a call from an InDUHvidual
who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours
a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that
Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Pacific.."
And then he voted.
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So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria when we overheard one of the
administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She
drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd
get sunburned because the car was moving."
And then she voted.
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I was in a high school advanced physics class and
the teacher was talking about a new military weapon
that uses sonic waves on the battlefield to burst
enemy soldier's chests. One InDUHvidual in the
class spoke up and said, "Well that's stupid! Why
don't they just wear headphones?"
And a few years later, he voted.
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's
designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
And then she voted.
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied
two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
And then they all voted.
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I was hanging out with a real liberal friend of mine
when we saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,
"Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned
her head?" I had to explain to her that a person's
nose and ear remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned.
And then she voted.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because they were
trained professionals and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
And then she voted.
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?"
When another person jumped in and explained that the
sun rises in the east (and has for some time), she
shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
that stuff."
And then she voted.
===============
I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call
center. One day I got a call from an InDUHvidual
who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours
a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that
Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Pacific.."
And then he voted.
============
So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria when we overheard one of the
administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She
drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd
get sunburned because the car was moving."
And then she voted.
================
I was in a high school advanced physics class and
the teacher was talking about a new military weapon
that uses sonic waves on the battlefield to burst
enemy soldier's chests. One InDUHvidual in the
class spoke up and said, "Well that's stupid! Why
don't they just wear headphones?"
And a few years later, he voted.
=============
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's
designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
And then she voted.
=================
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied
two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
And then they all voted.
================
I was hanging out with a real liberal friend of mine
when we saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,
"Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned
her head?" I had to explain to her that a person's
nose and ear remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned.
And then she voted.
===============
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because they were
trained professionals and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
And then she voted.
