kissfan said:You seem very composed through all of this Dunc, that's a good thing (must be all that healthy eating),
I've been through it once before so I had a fair idea what I was in for, last time was a 45yo single Greek bloke, a FRIEND of the Real Estate Agent who spoke very highly of him when she let him the place.. much the same situation.. but thankfully that was a small 1BR unit, only a day to repaint and a day to clean.
Latest!:
Tenants rang me at 8am this morning (Sunday):
Me: "Hello".
Her: "Hi its xxxx here, whats happening with the house".
Me: "I've put all your stuff in the shed".
Her: "What!, you're not allowed to do that..".
Me: "Yeah I am.. just as long I dont remove stuff from the premises" (fine legal line I'm toeing here .
Her: "Oh and how many other people have you done this to in the past!!?"
Me: "A few, especially those that dont pay their rent and then leave a filthy house behind"
Her: "You cant insult me like that!"
Me: "OK sorry".
Her: "When can we get our stuff".
Me: "Now.."
So I arrived at the property 20mins later.. waited for about 10mins then an older guy turns up (never seen him before).. it was her Father, not sure if he was going to punch me in the head or not! .. But thankfully he was the nicest guy you ever met.. He cant believe how off the rails his Daughter has gone..
Dad brought a trailer so I helped him load some of the stuff in and followed him back to his house to help him unload it.. I stayed for a coffee and chat! Her Dad/Mum have a spotless, house proud home.. he went to great lengths to describe his other 2 daughters who both seem quite successful, both parents obviously quite embarrassed/disappointed by their daughter.. They appear to have inherited the 5yo grandaughter.. who quite joyfully told me "I dont like Mummy's house its DISGUSTING".
Went back to house.. Tenants turns up, fully freaking that I'd moved their gear (dont blame her, but thats business, I need the Cleaner in there early this week). Useless Boyfriend starts picking thru their gear, no 'sense of urgency' at all.. they have ONE 6x4 trailer (this is the pissy little size, think of a supersized wheelbarrow) to move a 3br house in an entire day.. and the stuff has to go to numerous locations.. I made it easy for them, its all in one place and packed into bags.. still dont think they'll get it done.. they seem to be moving quite slowly, in fact they seem to be picking thru the pile working out what they want rather than taking the lot.. glad I moved it all yesterday because having it all piled up makes the cherry picking task for them significantly harder.
My cleaner did a "site visit" this morning to guesstimate the work, she thinks its a 2 day job for 2 of them.
I've ducked home for lunch, will go back in a few hours and make sure they arent boiling the billy on a campfire in the loungeroom or something.