LOL! That is hilarious, I am the same. I am SO glad I don't want children, because even if I did, I don't think I'd be able to go through with it. Just hearing other people's stories of childbirth makes my stomach turn, don't think I could EVER go through it no matter what. PHEW, it's an easy decision for me though. I have nieces and a nephew who are adoreable, so I'm happy to leave it at that; my life stays easy, I don't have to rip my body apart and I still get the joy of children without the commitment.
Ahhh, Biggles. I hear ya!
I too NEVER wanted kids (happy to admit I was too selfish & didn't particularly like them unless they were 'well-trained').
The whole deal turned me off...getting fat....why o why would any sane person do it?
Then 'the accident' happened...& yes, pregnancy was as awful as I imagined. I was not the 'glowing' mum to be. The only good thing was that I had boobs for the first time in my life!
Fast forward 10 months...love my lil girl like nothing else...still really dislike other peoples' children...I do believe I'm the only one with a smile plastered on my face, looking at my friends' devil-spawn thinking 'will the damn thing sit down & shut up & no, it's not cute, it's ugly & noisy & I'm not amused? When can we open another bottle of red & turn up the music?'
Ok, in reality there are some cute ones, but don't be fooled that you're suddenly transformed by becoming a parent & you now see the true wonder of the universe just because you've popped out a kid. I think people lie about how great it is (physically & emotionally) otherwise no woman in her right mind would ever go through it again!!!
Don't mean to sound horrible, I'm sure there are mums out there who love it, but not all of us are like that...just being honest
So....to vasectomy boy, go the cut. It can't be as bad as having your stomach sliced open & a human being pulled outta you...I imagine it's a teensy weensy scar compared to the one I'm sporting