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so true - us women just do what we want.
In the Cypriot culture (where I am from) there is a swear word, one word that basically means 'a man who's wife is cheating on him".
The entire culture identifies it as being the "man's fault"
No, no, the more of your posts I read, the more I'm getting to know your style. So no, I didn't take the post seriously. Perhaps my post needed the smily thing at the end.
You must drive your mates crazy.
Men may not be 'challenging' but as we get older, we become more desirable. Women, once they turn 30... it's all downhill. It's nice not having an expiration date.
Many women go for personality over looks
I have actually been banned from several takeaway places because of my mass boredom and willingness to debate utterly stupid things in a very rational, articulate tone for reasons of my own amusement.
"Hi, I'd like to order a serve of chips please"
"ohkhay, that is $2.80"
"No worries, here you go"
...4 minutes later
"so, what's happening with those chips?"
"they are cooking"
"Ah. So, uh...how long have you been running the fish n chip shop?"
"Too long. 11 years"
"11 years? Wow, that's a long time!"
"Yes, very long"
"So...you have lots of experience cooking chips then?"
"Yes, yes, lots of experience" *laughs*
"So...if you're so experienced...why havn't you figured out a way to cook them faster? It's been 5 minutes 17 seconds, what kind of clown show is this?"
"The chips take this long to cook"
"Dude don't give me that. With 11 years experience I know that you have a secret formula for instachips. You're just taking this long to make your shop look busy aren't you?"
"No mister Ocean, we do-"
"DON'T TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS JUST HURRY UP, CHOP CHOP EH!"
"Mr Ocean, there is no need to be-"
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LABOUR PAINS, I JUST WANT THE BABY, PRESS FAST FORWARD ON THIS THING ALREADY!"
"You very rude man Mr Ocean, very rude"
"*I'm* rude? YOU'RE the one using me as decoration for your shop when I could have been out of here ages ago! What a hypocrite! By the way the chips are burning what the hell dude, I thought you had experience"
"You #^&%# get the &*^#$ out of my $*#^# shop and don't you come back &*$*(#^#^#*!!! *heart attack*"
"Uh, dude, just one more thing"
"WHAT YO WANT?!?!"
"Got any lemon?"
Similar convo actually happened when I was a teenager. Still cracks me up That poor guy lol
This is too easy You know I'm greek, right?Lovely! I get home from a long day of standing on my feet, make a cup of tea, put my aching feet up and open this thread. Hmm.....my tea is now spluttered all over the screen, keyboard & desk after reading this:
this Is Too Easy :d You Know I'm Greek, Right?
....windex Lol
Regular or industrial strength???This is too easy You know I'm greek, right?
....WINDEX lol
You know when I learned that diamonds are actually burned at some diamond mines in order to suppress supply and keep prices high, I lost all faith in them actually being worth anything. That feeling was further reenforced when one of my girlfriends had a job at a very large, well known jeweller (sorting out stock) and could purchase jewelry at an 80% discount. (seriously. 80%. I bought a few hundred dollars worth so that I had them to give away at christenings/christmas etc).
Complete waste of money. I'd rather buy the girl flowers or go on vacations. If the girl doesn't understand basic economics and the level of scamhood going on in the jewelry business, then she isn't the girl for me. I can't tolerate stupid people.
Except when they're ridiculously good looking. Then I may make an allowance or two...
...and take them to Pizza Hut instead of Maccas
Diamonds and jewellery in general is bought by men to get women to sleep with them. It must work too, otherwise they would have found some other way to get it to happen. Yeah that's right, I said it.
Good for you at least your husband has one less job to do in his life,just keep holding out ..Mark Please contact my husband tomorrow. Here he is www.adelaidepropertyfinders.com.au and tell him what he needs to do.
Big diamond rings WORK. He needs to know this.
Kesse, that's it, I'm holding out until I get some huge diamonds.
Heh, I slept with my husband long before he bought me any jewellery. Maybe I should have held out and gotten something pretty....
I like personality too, but it has to be on a blonde or redheadNo matter how many times I hear this, it still makes me laugh.
Biggles: Serious question. When women say this, do they actually believe it?
Or brunette, or salt n' peppered grey, or...ahhhh stuff it....I love em' all !!!I like personality too, but it has to be on a blonde or redhead