Granted. Pick up that spoon and start digging that enormous hole for the pool again.
I wish that the elastic band around my jocks lasted longer than my jocks.
Granted, but now you can't afford to buy any new ones, and the material is wearing so thin you might as well only have the elastic left.
I wish all the idiots who don't know how to drive, and all the idiots who drive like maniacs would stay off the road.