So, what we need is someone who will;
* Look after small business - but not too much, else offend the workers and Unions,
* Look after big business - but not too much, else offend the workers, the Unions and the small business owners,
* Look after the workers, but not too much, else offend the Business owners,
* Look after the welfare sector, but not too much else offend everyone else who works,
* Look after the Climate Change - or is it Global Warming? (don't start me on that)
* Kill all the Terrorists and keep us all safe, but don't spend any wasted money on defense or send our boys and girls to endless and futile wars in foreign rock-throwing countries, that will never end,
* Someone who will lower taxes, yet improve and expand the infrastructure,
* Look after the Indigenous and give them back all the land, give them free everything, but not too much else it offends all the workers,
* Someone we could have a beer with down at the Pub or at the BBQ who is "normal".
* Someone who can create more jobs with more pay, while keeping all our industry on-shore.
Anyone know of that person to apply for the position?