How not to display your property for sale

[Luv2Travel]

If I had musky pinkish carpet, i'd probably end up shooting deer and mounting them on my walls.

Yes, but I'm a girl and I like pretty things. My home has lots of cream with subtle hints of pink and blue.

 

[INVSTOR]

For more clarity - maybe boys posts should be blue, girls pink, would rather not mention - green!

 

[ianvestor]

hahaha, click through the rest of the pics on the link !!!

I had another look and noticed the stuffed boar and the steam-rolled zebra in the living room.

 

[skater]

Don't be too harsh. They're only trying to get ahead.

That's the sort of thing Hubby would say.

 

[vincenzo]

Yes, but I'm a girl and I like pretty things. My home has lots of cream with subtle hints of pink and blue.

Well we've seen how well mounted deer works at improoving a cream interior, I imagine the deer work work at least as well with the pink & blues.

 

[hobo-jo]

hmm will I get a reply??

 

[skater]

hmm will I get a reply??

LOL!

 

[aussierogue]

Yes- I wonder if the house comes with the stuffed animals (not the other way around).

Let us know if you get a reply

 

[Casserole Dish]

This is worse than wearing a fur coat.

How off-putting to potential buyers, surely? Yes that real estate agent will be working for the money on this one.

LOL @ the memory of Faulty Towers! Still funny...

Maybe we should all send a query to the agent, let us know how you go hobo-jo!

 

[Buddybee]

And the Zebra rug on the floor really ties the whole look together......

Cheers
Buddybee

 

[Buddybee]

hmm will I get a reply??

You could just write all that in as a condition of sale....now that would make an interesting contract!

Cheers
Buddybee

 

[BayView]

I've heard people say before you should take down family portraits before selling a property. Check this one out.

http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bi...id=106418788&img=a&s=qld&width=800&height=600

Good mix - the "alpha male" displays on the walls with the "nanna" stained glass front doors.

 

[hobo-jo]

hmm will I get a reply??

Agent's response:

Hello Joseph What a magnificent collection ………………………….. Sorry the owners will be keeping them………..This is a beautiful home in Lakewood……… Let me know if you want to have a look through

Guess I'll have to supply my own

 

[Rob Williams]

Guess I'll have to supply my own

It will cost you some ... doe

 

[wylie]

It will cost you some ... doe

Not to mention some extra bucks as well .

(How many more jokes can we squeeze out of this .)

 

[INVSTOR]

The property is deer!

 

[Savanna100]

You guys are great !!! I haven't laughed so much in ages !!!

 

[INVSTOR]

Guess I'll have to supply my own

My friends live in the same street, I'll see if i can organise a head or two for you.

 

[aussierogue]

Hobo - jo

would you mind going back to the agent and telling them that the 'collection' is hideous and that as an agent you should be advising your client better.

That would make me feel better.

Thanks in advance.

 

[bespoke]

The one around the corner near the green couch - jeeesus that head has probably scared the *&^%& out of quite a few people over the years.

Imagine coming home drunk with date...lol

You took the words out of my mouth.........................................


I wonder if the eyes glow?