There's this newly wed couple who lived in a far away desert. They didn't know what the religious rules about bedroom 'ethics'. The husband wanted to find out what was allowed, and what wasn't.
So they went to see their religious elder.
Man: Guru, please tell us what is forbidden in our religion?
Guru: There are many forbidden acts, such as a man must not be dancing with a woman. Thou must not steal. Thou must not kill.... (he goes on to name the other rules similar to the 10 commandments)
Man: Ok, let me ask you this.... i heard it is ok to have 3 wives in our religion? Is that true?
Guru: Yes, that is allowed. As long as you love them.
Man: wow ok, great. Now that I'm married, is it ok to make love with my wife with the lights on?
Guru: I don't see why not.
Man: Is it ok to make love with my wife many times a day?
Guru: The holy books doesn't say it's forbidden.
Man: Is it ok to make love with all my 3 wives in the future at the same time?
Guru: As long as they are your legal wives, there's nothing wrong.
Man:Regarding positions, Is it ok to make love standing up?
Guru: OH MY GOD! NO! NO! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN!
Man: Wha-? Why not? What's wrong with the standing position?
Guru: Because, it may lead to DANCING!
So they went to see their religious elder.
Man: Guru, please tell us what is forbidden in our religion?
Guru: There are many forbidden acts, such as a man must not be dancing with a woman. Thou must not steal. Thou must not kill.... (he goes on to name the other rules similar to the 10 commandments)
Man: Ok, let me ask you this.... i heard it is ok to have 3 wives in our religion? Is that true?
Guru: Yes, that is allowed. As long as you love them.
Man: wow ok, great. Now that I'm married, is it ok to make love with my wife with the lights on?
Guru: I don't see why not.
Man: Is it ok to make love with my wife many times a day?
Guru: The holy books doesn't say it's forbidden.
Man: Is it ok to make love with all my 3 wives in the future at the same time?
Guru: As long as they are your legal wives, there's nothing wrong.
Man:Regarding positions, Is it ok to make love standing up?
Guru: OH MY GOD! NO! NO! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN!
Man: Wha-? Why not? What's wrong with the standing position?
Guru: Because, it may lead to DANCING!