A Somersoftian passes away and is greeted at the Pearly Gates by St Peter. He welcomes him and goes through the heavenly spiel, before taking him to a large room, filled with what looks like clocks.
Each of the clocks has a person's name on it and is turning at a different speed.
While he waits for St Peter to find his clock, he notices some other Somersoftian's clocks nearby. He sees Wylie and Jacque's clock turning slowly. Sim's is a little faster. He notices a few more, all turning at different speeds and wonders what it all means.
Finally St Peter comes back with his clock, and he asks him... St Peter explains that the clock turns every time a sin is committed. So, the more holy a person is, the slower it goes... and the more naughty, the faster it turns.
the Somersoftian nods in understanding.....and then has another question "That makes sense, St Peter.... but I cant see Dazz's clock anywhere...why isnt it here?"
Ah, said St Peter... Dazz's clock is not here... I keep it in my office to use as a fan.
(Apologies Dazz... I figured you'd be the most well known on the site.. and most able to take a joke )
Each of the clocks has a person's name on it and is turning at a different speed.
While he waits for St Peter to find his clock, he notices some other Somersoftian's clocks nearby. He sees Wylie and Jacque's clock turning slowly. Sim's is a little faster. He notices a few more, all turning at different speeds and wonders what it all means.
Finally St Peter comes back with his clock, and he asks him... St Peter explains that the clock turns every time a sin is committed. So, the more holy a person is, the slower it goes... and the more naughty, the faster it turns.
the Somersoftian nods in understanding.....and then has another question "That makes sense, St Peter.... but I cant see Dazz's clock anywhere...why isnt it here?"
Ah, said St Peter... Dazz's clock is not here... I keep it in my office to use as a fan.
(Apologies Dazz... I figured you'd be the most well known on the site.. and most able to take a joke )