Sign

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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salsa said:
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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100km from home, the winter road salt finally ate through the exhaust pipe, so looked up the ONLY local exhaust maker in Amherst, (AMHERST: noun:town with one horse, see also don't blink or you'll miss it) and chugged very noisily through the middle of town, bloody good thing I'm not shy, at ten miles an hour to keep the noise down. Got stopped by the only cop on duty, very small town, and told to come to the police station with the receipt when the work was done or I'd get fined.
Got to the edge of town nearing the repair shop,,,,,, and they open up the doors and wave me in to the exhaust bay, they heard me coming, no need for an appointment
:D
 
Our local convention centre had a billboard on the north side of the city:
"Having an affair?"
"Let us do the catering"

And on the south side:
"Tired of sleeping around?"
"Then stay at the South Bank"
 
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