Catchy business names/slogans

[geoffw]

Originally posted by BUNDY
I have a friend who is about to open a Teppanyaki restaurant on the Gold Coast and we are tossing up names - any suggestions would be appreciated.

Nip On These?

The slogan could be "Friendly Self Service"

 

[BUNDY]

Very Good ASY, I'll pass that on when I stop laughing!!!!!

BUNDY

 

[Shaggygirl]

There's a chicken shop in Tassie called "Breasts and Thighs".

I kid you not.

 

[tonyd]

Originally posted by BUNDY
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I have a friend who is about to open a Teppanyaki restaurant on the Gold Coast and we are tossing up names - any suggestions would be appreciated.
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"Egg on your face" ?

Tony

 

[geoffw]

Wok 'n Roll

 

[glennp]

Originally posted by Shaggygirl
There's a chicken shop in Tassie called "Breasts and Thighs".

I kid you not.

 

[glennp]

Sorry folks about my funny reply. Totally dyslexic when it comes to this sort of IT stuff. I was trying to tell Shaggygirl that the place is called Legs and Breasts but I like her name better!!

 

[bundy1964]

You could of hit edit

Will make no comment on Shaggygirls breasts and thighs

bundy

 

[Shaggygirl]

Well I was close
and it's funny either way

 

[Jimmyjamjars]

Teppanyaki

Bundy,
How about "Teppans of Mass Consumption"

Ok Ok, stop throwing up on me, it was a cheap laugh. Sorry.

There's a Sex shop in Gympie that has ads on the radio that state,
"Come to the G Spot, there's parking up the rear"

Don't even want to go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JIM

 

[brains]

Store in the states that sells lounges called Sofa King.

Their motto is 'Our prices are Sofa King low'

 

[asy]

That was fantastic, thanks Brains,

One of the best so far.

asy

 

[HowDo]

Shot, Framed & Hung - picture framing shop in Melbourne.

 

[D.T.]

Hi

There was a business from sydney that I heard today at work. It was Shhh which stood for Service for Helping Hard of Hearing people. I thought it was quite a clever anagram considering what the business did.

-Regards

Dave

 

[geoffw]

Hairdressers- "Uppercut"

Corn on the cob- "Cob & go"

A pawnbroker in Kings Cross- the "Happy Hockers"

 

[geoffw]

Knead the Dough - bakery

Hair-O-Dyenamix - a hair-stylist

It's Curtains for You

Thistle Do Nicely - a general housewares store in Edinburgh

The Den of Antiquity - an antiques shop in Hythe, Kent

Norman D. Landing - a shop selling militaria

The Vinyl Resting Place - buys and sells second-hand LPs

Sherwood Florist

 

[NickB]

Barry Mundies - fish and chip shop in Milton, Brisbane

and

Bangkok Milton - Thai restaurant also in Milton.

 

[Sultan of Swing]

Barry Mundies - fish and chip shop in Milton, Brisbane

A while ago I had a message in my tray to return a call from a Barry Mundie.

I dilengently returned the call and the receptionist at Petuna Seafoods answered. I still didn't catch on. She thought I was being stupid. I convinced her I wasn't (or was I) so she said, ok, I'll put you through to the manager. This was obviously a common stunt there.

After he realised I'd been set up he had a bit of a laugh and set me straight at about the same time I noticed the sniggers slowly turning into louder laughter around my office.

Cheers

 

[mmerlin]

LOL sounds like a good April fools joke SOS!

There is a builder around here whose business name is "The Third Pig".

 

[geoffw]

A few more suggestions- complete with pictures