Ozperp, yours is a classic, are you trying to kill him ? he HAD to steal a bin...
where do I start....
next door t/house on my left - no issues.. 3 different neighbours in 9 years, all 'normal' people..
one on my right... the only people in 9 years who seem normal are the current 3 guys who share the place. every single one of them..
first young couple on speed with a newborn baby who split up one day & jsut abandoned the place a mess..
petty crim trying to be good, couldnt stop mates coming over late and therefore having to knock on my door at midnight to get them a smoke. multiple cop visits & people looking for him all the time- can I wait here till he gets home ??? HAVE YOU GOT A CAR ?
3 bogans who came home & abused their negibhours who happened to be asian for making too much noise (insert racial insults) then proceeded to blast their one & only heavy metal cd 10 times louder than evr before while they drank their bourbon in their front courtyard laughing
2 guys & a girl who used to ahve yelling matches in their 1st language.. used to get that bloody much that I yelled bak as best I can in that language - shocked the hell out of them... they left after 1 night of hard drugs I guess where they came back & were fighting in the upstairs bedroom, everythign in the house must have broken, including the windows... a 10 ft neighbour cmae over telling them to shutup, they threatened to shoot him, he put his foot through their front door...... someone else calmed him down telling him they calle dthe cops... he goes home... next morning, he rocks up to their front gate & yells out to them to get up... one does... he tells him to get his mate & come oputside.. mate's sleeping.. wake him up, he woke all us up last night... the guy apologises (he soudned quite scared actually).. other guy says F your apology, I want to sort out this this shoot me ****...blah blah blah..... he walks off warning them, and walks right into my bloody front courtyard (nextdoor!) and says hi, I need a coffee - great... they packed up & let that day
to be repalced by Gary... who called me Sean for months... I thought my name was John... (someone told that's cause Sean is irish for John, to which i reply & THIS guy would know that)..
Gary lived with Michelle, he was 6 ft 100kg, goatee beard, jsut got out of jail (again), angry but had that dumb childlike look about him
Used to argue like hell with Michelle, she mustn;t have been able to do anything right, it would go like this "that way.. no THAT Wwy.. oh for FFF's sake.into the big pot the big one . no bloody this way.. oh your f ing dumb get out, get out , get out its my blolody kitchen f off go on f off
I used to use the "oh sorry I gotta go " line just aboue every time I saw him.... He told me the coutyards suck mcause their too small.. THEY should make em bigger,, say yeah, you need a bit more room. He tells me he has plenty of land... bllody hectares in bloody Tasmania mate.. hell yeah... 1000's of bloodyhectares.. trouble is its all in his old mans name and every time Gary goes to jail, the old man sells off some of his land and he cant stop him ! (I remember this clearly, my first thought was "how manytimes you been to jail?!")
one day I laid electrical cable in conduit in my front yard for lights.. had a pecie of left over conduit (plastic pipe) so I went to snap it in half over my kenee so it woudl fit it th bin.. gary sees me & yells "dont do that"... "ooh,, I;ll have have that.." I say oh, ok here you go & take off like a bat out of hell... he toddles off with his new toy
10 am next morngin after my shower I come downstairs & realise I had been hearing a funny noise, it wasnt the pipes in the bathroom. what was the noise it sounded like water but... ready to leave, I open the front fdoor to see my courtayd 1/2 soaked, in puddles... next door compleely saturated.. Gary had spliced the end of the condiuit, and shoved it on the end of his hose which he proppeed upright & turned on full ball...water was squirting about 9 ft high... I left as quick as I could
came back at 10 pm with 2 friends, had to explain to them what they were seeing.... as we leave he comes out of his house & asks "what did you say about my water ?" my mates run.. I say "nah, Gary, we didnt say anything".
"Yeah good, keep it that way hey cause I like my water mate"
he got worse, dug up the common garden in the middle of the night after gotsick of jsut doing his own garden at midnight... told me how guards ontrains hassle him, cause they know me & they piss me off, then somenoe else gets smart with me & I have to crack em cause I''m pissed off.... said how he sat arund & counted all the stoned in his courtyard one day.. tarted walking up & down the path opening & closing everyone's gate... all sorts of stuff like that on top of his normal behaviour
Michelle leaves a letter in my mailbox. She has left Gary, she needs to get him help asap, here's my ph # just in case he does somehting, sorry. if you think you need to cause he acts dangerous or whatever, feel free to call the cops blah blah.. Gary comes home that night at midnight, knocks on the door, no answer... starts whistling.. wlaks up & down th pathways opening & shutting gates 7 Whistling ... comes back & starts pleading "cmon aby, let me in.. I wouldnt do this to you..." I htink oh ****... 2 mintues later knocks on m door "Sean.. Sean " I tried to ignore hime & them thoguth hes gonna wake the whole block up... open door "You gotta philips screwdriver ?" i said no sorry man, i know i dont have one " A PHILLIPS YOU KNOW A PHILLIPS ?!?!" sorry man, still aint got one... eventually broke in somehow, then cops came around looking for him.. and he dissapeared
tpo be repakced by this guy girl & thei 1 yr old son.. guy ws apparently ADD and used to like overdosing on his pills... girlfriend & baby go to grandma's for the w/end.... he had borrowed a pond I ad nto yet insalled from my front yard to play with his son eaerlir in the day.. when I came home that night, I could not see it in his yard or mine... I go inside, soon I hear this nose like grunting/screaming and slamming into furniture.. grunting mor eand and mroe then crash into the kitchen sink wiht stuf ffalling on the floor... He had satarted to go off yelling at himself, at what sounded like his parnets, arguing with his girlfriend.. I didnt know what to do.. he calmed down.... everyone went to sleep... Next morning, he got taken away by police who found him in the complex i his underwear, all wet and shaking.. apparently his frdige blew up, and he was so hot form drugs, he spent the night kncoking on pples doors askign if he can use their freezer... one guy took him home & told him he owuld drive to the sho & bring him back some ice, he could use that to keep all his foood cold and himself, but that he should stay home.. he came home to find him kncoling on doors agin but explained that he was only after a cigarette, so it was allright
he had taken the pond inside the house, filled it with water & put all the cushions off his lounge in it to be more comfortable..had a fan facing it with the cable dunked in the pond.... inside & outside , he just went beserk on the house... he went to gt mental help.. ended up moving in with his mum